Category Archives: Domesticated Animals or Feral Beasts

The Approximation Parrots

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Getting things square in the studio today for a shoot tomorrow.

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In sum, part of the gig involves a bird of flight, so–during pre-light–we busted out our best parrot impersonations.

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I don’t know about you guys, but I’m really digging these images. Hope the parrot brings it as hard as we did this afternoon.

Enjoy,

Mike

I’m Steve Bard’s House, do something about it!

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At least, that’s what I hear when I walk into Steve’s home (besides the talking parrots that greet you upon entry).

It really is alive in a sense as Steve continues to amass an evermore increasingly interesting collection of oddities, rarities, preserved wildlife, dead/stuffed things, etc.

We’ve been talking for some time now about doing a portrait. Knowing Steve could appreciate my level of humor, I think we managed to pull something off that honors both the caretaker and his creation.

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More always,

Mike

For Foist Poisen

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I fought a Sasquatch.

And I’m shooting here tomorrow night.

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Moore Soone,

Mike

Die Lichtung

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The Office of Michael Clinard is up and running!

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I can’t say enough about how good it is to be back in studio. I’ve greatly missed the art of studio practice, having been on about a five year hiatus since my post-bacc days at the University of Iowa. I affectionately refer to this time away as Hibernation.

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I’m shedding that hairy exoskeleton as we speak.

More always,

Mike

Studio Box in a Box

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Swept and mopped the entire studio yesterday in preparation to paint the floor.

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Had to push all the goodies into the corner save a couple tables, desk chairs and that monster from the Twilight Zone who ripped holes in the airplane driving William Shattner (and later John Lithgow) crazy.

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He’s actually a good guy, just misunderstood but completely well-informed on matters of the day.

Then while looking around online for niche and specialty devices for the lab, I came across this jewel which I find to be right up my alley.

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The wizard I keep on retainer is moving his hands around a non-existent orb to whip this puppy right up for me. When its fashioned, I’ll blow cigar smoke on it and take a pic so as to show it to all.

Pure Love

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I don’t remember how I found it, but the other night I came across the video below and forwarded to Jenna.

My heart just smiled with every subsequent screening. Then this morning, I awoke and my good buddy Uncle Beefy came across the very same thing somehow and had the good sense to post for all to see. Needless to say, watched it again and was laughing aloud.

Tonight, while scanning the blogs, I came across a similar item that yet again made my ticker smile.

BOOMBOX from Ely Kim on Vimeo.

Thanks to HRO, one of my favorite blogs, for posting. *Note: if you’re getting this on an aggregator, iPhone or similar that doesn’t support flash, do yourself a favor and get to a computer to view this bro’s getdown with the getdown.

Henrietta Reindeer

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It seems that the holidays are finally upon us: it’s snowing in Seattle as I type and been that way the entire week.

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Battery on the auto decided to conk out the day before I’m set to leave again for Bama, so I figured it was as good a time as any to head down to Les Schwab and pick up a new mega-Duracell. While there, I brought Henrietta Reindeer into existence.

After Santa reads this blog entry, he’s probably going to be calling on her to help Rudolf and the gang out, so keep your eyes peeled for Henrietta over the Holidays. With that in mind, I wish you all Happy Holidays and a hard rocking entry into 2009!

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I’d given myself the assignment of taking at least one photo a day. Having already completed the day’s objective with the image of my mother and I, my brother, Ben, egged me on to break out the gear for just one more assuring me it’d be well worth it. With that, I kicked the recliner back down into ‘useless’ mode and headed off for my bedroom.

Below is the room I grew up in from 6th grade on through my graduation from high school.

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If these walls could talk. Seeing as how a lot of interesting things have gone down in there, guess multiple lights firing within its hallowed halls were really nothing out of the ordinary.

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After I’d tested to make sure all was firing back in my crypt, I had a ball photographing my brother in all manners of pizza slice revelry.

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Bamaville 2 and Michael Clinard is the Son of a Biscuit Eater

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Went fishing with the old man: the resident bassmaster in the family. He took me to all his favorite hot spots, but he was the only one on the fish.

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In fact, I had just cast my line into the water to turn around to Dad reeling this one in. He feigned as if he was hung up and tried to play it off as if it were a stick. Truth be told, I think that had I just gone back to my own line, he might’ve just cut the line because he just can’t not catch fish. The man is that good.

In other news, Michael Clinard is the Son of a Biscuit Eater.

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2008 Emerald City Gamefest Portraits

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What’s that you say?  You were at the Emerald City Gamefest this weekend for tons of rad board games and RPG’s? No need to look surprised young lads, as I had the great pleasure of doing some portrait work of those in attendance.

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Initially, I’d been trying to hunt down a backdrop with a fantasy element to support the theme of the event, but all I came across were unicorn fabrics and a faux-cloudy sky thing that just didn’t cut it.

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That’s when I started thinking about a double seamless setup. Something fun and upbeat to reflect the sensibilities/personalities of the attendees, but with a royal/regal bent and got the gist of a pink and purple schematic. Also thought it interesting that its the color of Easter, and given the multitude of resurrections happening with each successive role of the dice, I thought the idea fitting.

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“Ffej” as Cassie (telepath). 2008

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Marcus aka MIB2404 of Munchkin, 2008.

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Otto of Warhammer 40,000: Member of the White Scars Space Marines, 2008.

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John as Cheldon de Moche (Hobbit Thief), 2008.

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Mr. John Bradley, 2008.

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Tim with the Amazing Eyebrows, 2008.

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This here’s Laura. She kind of made it happen for me. She and Jenna do Aikido together, and after a recent get together celebrating those who moved up in kyu (pronounced ‘cue’), we started chatting about hobbies and work.

That’s when she mentioned, Quelf, a role-playing game that she was super fond of. She went on to say that there was an event where many would be playing it, along with a whole host of others. A couple days later, she put me in touch with the organizer, Mr. Ed Metheny.

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He and his wife flew all the way up for the event from California as they’d recently moved down for work. That’s dedication. So thanks for making it happen Ed!

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Of course I should say that Ed isn’t the kind of guy that strikes me as taking all the responsibility. He’d probably first thank all of the game-loving folks in and around Seattle who came out to participate. Following that up by thanking a small group of dedicated staff members who take time out of their busy schedules to locate venues, organize the day’s events and make sure there’s plenty of caffeinated sodas on hand to keep the gamers going.

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Thanks to everyone I had the pleasure of meeting. I had a great time. Hope to see you all next year!