Category Archives: Magazine Covers

New Work for Mental Floss Magazine

Written by Michael. 3 Comments.

Mental_Floss has been keeping me busy with interesting projects lately, so when they got in touch with a few off-the-wall ideas to help illustrate their FUN issue, I was all ears.

They gave me a host of topics as options from the time the Rubik’s cube made its way to China to the day Russia ran out of vodka. . . perhaps the most mind-boggling topic was real-life hamsters that get drunk!

All of the briefs were hysterical and ripe for interpretation, but I ended up pursuing:

1) The unpoppable balloon trick: a ruse where carnies use under-inflated balloons and very light darts as a means to take all your money at the county fair.
2) The birth of miniature golf courses in England and America.
3) The Syrian golden hamster which has evolved and adapted its body to ingest alcohol as a means to get through lean times.

My art director, Winslow Taft, and I started straight in on the miniature golf idea.

My caveat to him was that it’d cost a little more to make since I’d have to tap a prop builder given the turnaround time. Without hesitation he said, do it and my heart swooned in forever bromance/client crush’dom.

I gave my good friend and colleague, Mr. John Lavin of Lavin + Stacey, a shout. We chatted for twenty minutes and John just got it since we have a similar sense of humor.

I sent him the sketch above with this direction “you know, like tiny sand traps and model train trees. . . imagine a 400 yard hole or whatever at the Master’s.”

A couple days later, John sent the image above, and I damn near had a seizure over the excitement of seeing it come to life.

The necessary props were procured and a couple days later my wife came into the studio – with our baby on her back – to be my golfer since men’s legs read like hippopotamus thighs on camera.

After wrapping up the golf component, the next phase was tackling the most important part of the project – an interior shot and cover image illustrating drunken Syrian hamsters.

I should note that there are indeed hamster wranglers out there, but they’re super flaky and take five days to respond to you by email or phone. So after being in the dark for a spell, I made an executive decision and headed to Petco.

At 9pm on a Friday night, one’s options for Syrian golden hamsters are rather limited, so my choice was made in two parts:

1) Mrs. Mark C. Taylor (yes, she’s a famous Deconstructivist Philosopher Theologian) didn’t bite me after a minute of handling.
2) When you’ve got Gretchen Hilmers of G-tou doing your retouching and post, making brown hamsters golden is the least of your worries.

Gretchen confesses that her favorite image we’ve done lately has to be the hamsters. Here’s from her:

I really enjoyed putting the elements together, even down to the little party hat..really put my ‘AWWWWW’ factor into overdrive. My favorite ultra dorky photoshop thing was turning them from gray to orange! Is that too nerdy? If I had some glasses I’d adjust them for seriousness.

That’s Mrs. Mark C. Taylor above in Gretchen’s notes image to Winslow in prepping the cover. Below is how the hamster image ran on the interior of the mag along with our county fair balloon image.

Should note that the cover was a bit of a collabo as well since my brother-from-another-bama-mother, Cary Norton, shot those shiny balloons to letter the FUN of the FUN issue.

No lying, this has got to be one of my favorite jobs of 2012. Keep posted for new updates coming down the pipe very soon!

More always,

Clinard

 

Cover Story – Fringe Theater for City Arts Magazine

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I’m heading out to Phoenix on assignment for a couple days, but I wanted to keep the updates coming with another cover/cover story for the current issue of City Arts magazine on Seattle’s thriving fringe theater scene.

The article’s a pretty good read and reminded me of a visit my wife and I took to the Balagan’s basement theater some years back to see their production of Steve Martin’s Picasso at the Lapin Agile.

I’m not too big a fan of large theater productions. For some reason, it’s harder for me to suspend my disbelief because 1) I’m usually sixty feet away from the stage, and I’m looking at all the other people in front of me. And 2) those plays feel like a kid’s movie in three dimensions — all sparkly and with pretty, iridescent colors happening just so in that perfectly contained proscenium stage.

What I like about “fringe” theater is that there’s usually a closer proximity between performer and audience member. The stage isn’t separate from the audience member’s immediate personal space at times and there’s something rather uncomfortable and more compelling about that. It’s living art or rather a disruption in what I call the “virgule” between art and life.

It was quite a treat to photograph these young performers and to experience their transformation as they acted out certain scenes from their play Spring Awakening.

Since the whole Mike Daisey debacle, I’ve been thinking a lot about art and life. The subject used to consume me and — in my younger days — was quite a large theme in the non-objective artwork and performative pieces I created (that’s me below at the University of Iowa during my graduate studies in Intermedia workshopping a piece called Confrontation).

I didn’t really get swept up in Mike Daisey fever since I always had this sinking suspicion that he was a satirist. Anyone that attends a theater production featuring a monologist being dramatically top-lit would have to admit that they’re entering into an implicit contract with the performer that dictates one hold on for a second while making any judgments as to the soundness of his assertions.

I won’t argue the ethics of what Daisey did. Rather, I’ll note that the debate that’s come out of all this is pretty thought provoking. What is journalistic integrity: its limits and gray areas? Is what he did “wrong?” If anything, the fallout has spurred a renewal in what we hold to be beautfiful, valuable and worth preserving.

It’s like burning the thatch off a lawn so that the grass comes back fuller and greener next time around.

Many thanks to editor Leah Baltus and art director Dan Paulus for this assignment. It got me thinking in more ways than one.

More always,

Clinard

 

Marijuana DUI – Seattle Weekly Cover Shoot

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On any given day, I’m very lucky to have emails like the one below sitting in my inbox:

It’s been a while since we spent that lovely Saturday with Leroy (Leroy Bell – the X-Factor contestant who I shot some months back)… I wonder if you might be interested in doing another cover shoot? The story is about pot… more specifically driving high… more specifically how high is too high to drive?

There was nothing more to say other than I’m in, so I got started straight away on concepting this project for Jane Sherman of Seattle Weekly.

She was quick to point out that the magazine wasn’t interested in doing something too clinical but more irreverent like someone hitting a bong behind the wheel.

Think the usual expectation might be to see a 20-something in this particular role, but I wanted to turn this one a bit more on its ear.

Like for example, a grandmother character that used marijuana for her glaucoma, and — while enroute to the grocery store to pick up a few ingredients for her weekly dinner with the grandchildren — she crossed the center line and got pulled over by the police. My art director was receptive to the idea but said she would have to be one of the most over-the-top Grandmas in existence.

So when I wrote back to confirm my buddy Adam Schmitt’s 101 year-old grandmother, Evelyn, agreed to be our model, Jane’s mind was put at ease when I shared the images above and below.

I’d never met Evelyn in person, but I was well-versed with her “dramatic range.” On Adam’s Facebook page, I’ve seen her hitting bottles of whiskey and brandishing firearms for the camera, so I knew the potentially taboo topic of driving under the influence of marijuana would be a fun theme for us to explore.

Adam’s sister, Jennifer — who just so happened to be in town from Boston — was a great help with Evelyn’s wardrobe, additional propping and the general production side of things as we shot the project south of Seattle in Steilacoom.

Smoke was added with the aid of a fog machine and dry ice contained in the glass pipe. My sister-in-law’s Chevy Malibu proved to be the perfect stunt car.

Super big thanks to the talented Gretchen Hilmers of G-tou for additional effects and post. Peep it below to get a sense of how it ran on the cover of the magazine.

Additional thanks to my art director, Jane Sherman, Adam Schmitt (who was also my cop), his sister Jennifer, Gregg the assistant, and especially, Evelyn, who took time out of her schedule to make this rad project the best it could be.

SIDENOTE: While in her home, I learned Evelyn was quite the canner as evidenced by the shelves of goods kept in the garage. As thanks, I arranged a portrait sitting showcasing one of her favorite hobbies that’s helped to keep her 101 years young.

Props to Ian of Gigantic Squid for lending the touch to the one above.

This was a super fun project! I look forward to posting more new work and updates in the coming days.

More always,

Clinard

In Case You Are Just Joining Us

Written by Michael. 2 Comments.

About four straight weeks of shooting, and I’m finally coming up for air.

Here’s a quick tally:

1) two cover/feature projects — one of which involved the 101 year-old Grandma seen above
2) two lookbooks for local clothiers
3) a conceptual still-life project for an inflight magazine
4) making notecards float
5) having fun with the American flag
6) a project that involved a rented 737
7) constructed tableaux scenarios regarding the War of 1812

Look forward to posting more about that stuff soon, but — in the meantime — here are a few updates of note.

My website now showcase more of my conceptual/humorous work. New imagery, improved categories/galleries and a tearsheets section. Check it out here.

In addition, my work can be seen on At-Edge, both on their website and in their Microview Sourcebooks.

You’ll also find more of my work over on FoundFolios.

In other news, Amanda Sosa-Stone did a short Q&A session with me recounting my 2011. It was truly a banner year considering it was my first year shooting since leaving assisting in late 2010.

Keep your eyes peeled for more mention of me in that regard out on the national photo blogosphere sometime later this week.

More soon,

Clinard

 

LeRoy Bell Cover for Seattle Weekly

Written by Michael. 1 Comment.

Couple weeks back, I got a call to shoot LeRoy Bell for the cover of Seattle Weekly.

Must confess that I wasn’t all that familiar with the X-Factor, but I was blown away by LeRoy’s story and his own career in music that encompasses writing songs for the likes of Elton John and Teddy Pendergrass, along with fronting his own band – LeRoy Bell and His Only Friends.

If you’ve got five minutes, you should check out the embedded video below (click here if embed doesn’t work) to see a performance and to catch a glimpse of how soulful he is.

At 60, he was the oldest candidate on the X-Factor, and in my opinion, the most down-to-earth and real guy there. Life experience, perhaps yes?! It’s evident that LeRoy feels every lyric he belts out, and it was an absolute honor to have the opportunity to spend time with him in his home north of Seattle.

If you’re looking for a hot ticket on New Year’s Eve, you should check LeRoy out at the Moore Theater. Run by his Twitter page to keep abreast since I suspect you’ll be hearing a lot more from him in the coming months. Either way, look for LeRoy in the Seattle Weekly out now!

More always,

Clinard